Why take a chance that the democrat version of Madame Mao crawls into our 2008 general election?

America has had enough of Clinton, INC. and their unchecked political extortion. In the coming days please Contact Senator Obama Here to demand he NOT select Hillary as his running mate! - Editor, ANR

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THE VILLAGE IDIOT SEEKING DEMOCRAT NOMINATION THEN A CONVENTION VOTE IN DENVER  

 CHINA-CLINTON DIRTY MONEY -Pt. I

Chinese-American businessman Norman Hsu, whose huge donations embarrassed prominent Democrats this week, was arrested Friday in California for a 1992 fraud case, justice officials said. Deja'vu from '92.

Hsu turned himself into police in Redwood City in Silicon Valley near San Francisco and was being held in lieu of two million dollars in bail set in a brief court hearing. Hsu two days later went missing.

Since 2003 he has raised millions of dollars for Democrats at the national, state and local level. Hsu funneled money to Hillary Clinton through a working, middle-class Chinese family - the PAWS' - in San Francisco.

In recent weeks the sources of the money have come under investigation, and the outstanding warrant against Hsu became an embarrassment, especially for Hillary Clinton. Reference: HILLRAISER

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CHINA-CLINTON DIRTY MONEY Pt. II

 Clinton's China fundraising success relies largely on the least affluent residents of New York’s Chinatown most of whom can’t be located by the DHS.

By Peter Nicholas and Tom Hamburger Los Angeles Times Staff October 19, 2007

NEW YORK - Something remarkable happened at 44 Henry St., a grimy Chinatown tenement with peeling walls. It also happened nearby at a dimly lighted apartment building with trash bins clustered by the front door.

And again not too far away, at 88 E. Broadway beneath the Manhattan bridge, where vendors chatter in Mandarin and Fujianese as they hawk rubber sandals and bargain-basement clothes.

All three locations, along with scores of others scattered throughout some of the poorest Chinese neighborhoods in Queens, Brooklyn and the Bronx, have been swept by an extraordinary impulse to shower money on one particular presidential candidate - Democratic front runner Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Dishwashers, waiters and others whose jobs and dilapidated home addresses seem to make them unpromising targets for political fundraisers are pouring $1,000 and $2,000 contributions into Clinton’s campaign treasury.

In April, a single fundraiser in an area long known for its gritty urban poverty yielded a whopping $380,000. When Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) ran for president in 2004, he received $24,000 from Chinatown.

At this point in the presidential campaign cycle, Clinton has raised more money than any candidate in history.

Those Chinese dishwashers, waiters and street stall hawkers are a significant part of the reason.

As with other campaigns looking for dollars in unpromising places, the Clinton operation also has accepted what it later conceded were improper donations.

At least one reported donor denies making a contribution. Another admitted to lacking the legal-resident status required for giving campaign money. Clinton aides said they were concerned about some of the Chinatown contributions.

The Times examined the cases of more than 150 donors who provided checks to Clinton after fundraising events geared to the Chinese community.

One-third of those donors could not be found using property, telephone or business records. Most have not registered to vote, according to public records.

And several dozen were described in financial reports as holding jobs - including dishwasher, server or chef - that would normally make it difficult to donate amounts ranging from $500 to the legal maximum of $2,300 per election.

Of 74 residents of New York’s Chinatown, Flushing, the Bronx or Brooklyn that The Times called or visited, only 24 could be reached for comment.

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    TEN POLYGRAPH QUESTIONS FOR     SEN. HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

1) Your former friend and business partner, James McDougal, claimed that "he and a longtime businessman at McDougal's S&L, Henry Hamilton, 'developed a system to pass money to Clinton.' Did you or your husband ever take payoffs from your friend James McDougal?

2) While you were with the Rose Law Firm, you personally worked on a document that was used to "obfuscate and hide the fraudulent nature" of a piece of the Whitewater land swindle. Did you know that the document you were working on was going to be used for illegal purposes?

3) Your Rose Law Firm billing records were removed from Vince Foster's office after his death. Those records were "missing and under subpoena for two years (and) they turned up in January 1996 in the Clintons' private quarters at the White House." Whoever took those records committed a crime by obstructing justice. Despite the fact that your records were taken and eventually turned up in your private quarters, you have denied taking the records or having anyone take them for you. Is that true?

4) Clinton supporter David Hale claimed that your husband pressured him into making a "fraudulent $300,000 federally backed loan to Susan McDougal, some of which went into Whitewater Development Corp." Did your husband pressure David Hale into making that fraudulent loan?

5) You once turned $1,000 into $100,000 in less than a year in the cattle futures market. The odds that this was done legitimately have been put, in some estimates, as high as 250 million to 1. It has been alleged, and seems likely, that the $100,000 was actually bribe money that was paid to you while the cattle futures market was merely used as cover for the payout. With that in mind, were your cattle futures winnings actually bribe money?

6) During the Clinton Administration, Craig Livingstone, the Director of the White House Office of Personnel Security, improperly looked through the FBI files of hundreds of your political enemies. There are allegations that you got Livingstone hired, that he went through those files on your orders, and that you also read some of those files. Are any of those allegations true?

7) In his report on the Travelgate firings, Independent Counsel Robert Ray said your testimony was "factually false," and said that he didn't go after you for perjury because there was "insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Mrs. Clinton's statements to this Office or to Congress were knowingly false." Did you commit perjury in your testimony about Travelgate?

8) Your brother, Hugh Rodham, pocketed $400,000 (which was returned) from people who later received pardons from your husband. At the time, you claimed that you had not discussed those pardons with your brother or your husband beforehand. Is that true?

9) You have been tied to a surprising number of shady fundraisers including Peter Paul, Norman Hsu, John Huang, Johnny Chung, and Charlie Trie just to name a few. Were you ever aware that any of these men were engaged in illegal activities that benefited you and your husband before it was brought to your attention by law enforcement authorities or the press?

10) Are you really a WOMAN or just a LIAR?

PANAMA CITY, FL (ANR Exclusive Aug. 6) - ANR has obtained the complete text of a speech John McCain had intended for delivery Saturday in South Florida. However, campaign staffers convinced the senator to hold off on the presentation until after the party conventions. Read selected passages below.............

HIS CAMPAIGN vs. OBAMA : "...as you all know my opponent is black. He has admitted as much himself...he tells America that he doesn't look like the other presidents on our paper currency. Well HELL! last time I looked he ain't president yet...he hasn't even completed his first term in the senate...did I mention that he's black?"

THE IRANIAN NUCLEAR THREAT : "...according to my Senate Intelligence Committee contacts on the democrat side of the aisle, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad frequents brothels in New York and the girls call him...get this...heh heh...DINKY! If that little bastard tries anything my Jewish friends will turn Iran into a fucking PARKING LOT!

THE ENERGY CRISIS : "...I have been in the forefront of domestic drilling since before Nancy Pelosi got her first facelift in '08...heh heh...NINETEEN-oh-eight!...but seriously folks that goofy bitch should be spayed, muzzled and confined in Seattle...a new sheriff in town MY ASS...the only thing she has done as Speaker is decompose!"

THE WAR ON TERROR : "Just two days after the 9-11 attacks I called President Bush and strongly advised that we should kick Saddam Hussein's ass...if only for drill! Now plenty of folks even in my own party thought me deranged but W wanted to kill Bin-laden first so I said fine asshole but then we get Saddam, roger that? W agreed. The rest is history and I was in the right GODDAMNIT! Obama...er
...OSAMA! was killed in 2002 at Tora Bora...I ain't lyin' or nuthin'."

According to recently released Whitehouse e-mails, ALIEN NATION REPORT can confirm that Senator John McCain (R-AZ) was the first to recommend an invasion of Iraq and further, Osama bin-Laden has indeed been martyred.       POST COMMENT

NEW YORK (ANR July 29) - The left-wing, taxpayer funded Public Broadcasting Service plans a fall special under it's NOVA tagline debunking the Bible. Specifically, the three-part series claims to prove the story of Abraham and Sarah, their two sons Ishmael and Isaac and the Book of Exodus are fantasy based.

"According to the producer of THE BIBLE'S BURIED SECRETS, they believe that the Bible - especially the Old Testament - was written by up to 1000 authors; that it was never meant to be literal; that the story of Abraham and Sarah likely was not a real story, but simply an allegory," Biblical scholar Luis De Jesus told ANR today, "what they clearly do not realize is that if Abraham, his wife and sons didn't exist, then not only would Judaism and Christianity be a fable but so would Islam, the Holy Q'uran, Allah and the Prophet Muhammad."

This will not sit well with Al-Qaeda and the radical Muslim clerics worldwide. "If PBS actually airs the series they can certainly expect a wave of production-staff beheadings," De Jesus warned.

For insight into the origins of the world's three true religions, read an ANR exclusive 2006 interview with ALLAH below:

         ALLAH
INTERVIEW by:
ANR Correspondent
Brian Peppers
Nov. 20, 2006

PEPPERS: To start how do I address you?
ALLAH: I kinda like ROCKY.
PEPPERS: Okay....uh....Rocky. But just for background does the name ALLAH mean something special?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Does BRIAN mean something special?
PEPPERS: Well...uh...no...not really...my dad thought Brian Piccolo was way cool...
ROCKY aka ALLAH: There you go then!
PEPPERS: That was awkward. Okay (opens King James bible) can I just read this from Genesis to you?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Sure whatever rocks your boat (laughs). Get it Brian? Rocks your boat?
PEPPERS: Yeah that's a good one Rocky. But can I have your opinion on this verse (reading):

In Genesis 16:13-16 - years before Abraham's second son Isaac was born - the Angel of the Lord told Abraham's servant Hagar that her son Ishmael would be "...a wild donkey of a man, His hand will be against everyone, and everyone's hand will be against him; and he will live to the east of all his brothers."

ROCKY aka ALLAH: Ah, that would be Ishmael. He was quite the little terror as I recall. You see I owed Abe a solid so I sent him another son through his worn out old wife. Abe named him Isaac. Ishmael hated Isaac and eventually led a revolt amongst the humans. He wasn't without followers mind you Brian. So one day he gathered up his flock and headed into the desert. Isaac was cool with that.
PEPPERS: So then Ishmael became the father of the desert people?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Yep. They called themselves Muslim then Arab. Somewhere along the line they started calling me ALLAH. I suppose they couldn't spell ROCKY.
PEPPERS: And Isaac's crew became jews?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Hell Brian! They're ALL jews! I created them so I should know. Actually though, Isaac's folks chose to run with the JEW handle so the answer to your question would be technically a YES.
PEPPERS: So they are ALL brothers from the same family?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Yep.
PEPPERS: And what do the JEWS call you?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: It's not WHAT they call me but WHEN! Which is always collect and they NEVER listen. Just talk talk talk! I gotta tell you Brian it's frustrating sometimes.
PEPPERS: Alrighty then! So Rocky I have to ask....what about these AL-QAEDA dudes and all the other beheaders....what's up with them?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Those FREAKS don't work for me. You might want to address that question to my biggest disappointment. You guys call him LUCIFER SATAN and HILLARY.
PEPPERS: So muslims don't really hate jews?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Make no mistake Brian! Devout muslims hate ALL they call infidels. They spiritually agree with EVERYTHING Al-Qaeda does. It's just that ninety-nine percent of them would NEVER act. Kinda like the GENTILES and their groups such as the Ku Klux Klan. Isaac's crew grafted the gentiles into the Tree Of Life and look how they act! Fabulous, Stupendous, Outrageous! If the HOOD doesn't fit you MUST acquit.....
PEPPERS: Back up the bus Rocky! You telling me the majority of muslims, jews and christians are hate-filled and agree with religion based killing?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Yep!
PEPPERS: But what about this? The jews don't have any hate-groups. No Al-Qaeda no Rednecks....what's up with that?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Isaac's crew has been the focus of hate for so long they went into stealth mode ages ago. And stop saying what's up with that.
PEPPERS: Sorry. So of these three religions which do you love the most?
ROCKY aka ALLAH: Brian I know you have children. Two boys and a girl. Which of them do YOU love the most?
PEPPERS: So that's why they call you Rocky!

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SAN DIEGO (ANR July 15) - While U.S. and Coalition Forces have routed Al-Qaeda, quelling a civil war in Iraq and driving surviving Taliban from their caves in Afghanistan, America faces the final front in The War On Terror. And it doesn't look good.

Since the beginning of 2008 over 1400 people have lost their lives in escalating drug related violence along the U.S. border with Mexico raising fears the situation is beyond control of the Mexican government, "We are witless," Gen. Jose Smith told ANR. Headless bodies are turning up from Tijuana to Oaxaca.

Speaking in broken english Gen. Smith confided, "Most of our new recruits they spic no espanol and of course this it makes operaciones muy difficult." Espanol is longer taught in Mexican public schools. The narco-terrorists come largely from the rural enclaves ruled by drug cartels and speak perfect spanish.

Sen. John McCain told ANR today, "Well...see! I told Bush this would happen...they only want to pick berries and screw...now we've pissed 'em off !" McCain did vote for the NOMEX WALL.

Meanwhile, democrat presidential nominee Sen. Barack Hussein Obama spoke off the record, "I can't take a position at this time until I know more about what will cause me to refine what I haven't said or even thought about the border and hispanic issues."

Currently in hiding, el Presidente Felipe Calderon could not be reached for comment on this ANR exclusive. POST COMMENT

LOS ANGELES (ANR May 17) - Not since President Lyndon Johnson's so-called Great Society initiative has the United States government conferred entitlement status on a tiny minority of the nation's population. But this time the targeted group isn't even human. "And they ain't black!" Barack Obama complained.

The Bush Administration today added polar bears to the list of threatened species because of fast-melting sea ice but took steps to ensure the decision would do nothing to slow greenhouse gas emissions that are causing the alleged loss of Arctic habitat.

Comparing it to Johnson's so-called WAR ON POVERTY, critics of the latest Bush policy say the inclusion of polar bears on the endangered species list will only serve to create a new cradle-to-grave entitlement class.

Opponents predict dire consequences for the polar bear community including a destruction of the nuclear family and increased dependence on government handouts. POST COMMENT

LONDON (ANR Mar. 5) - The British press is reporting that Prince Harry, third in line to the Throne, has been fighting the Taliban since late last year.

Calling him - Hero Harry- the British Home Office confirmed today for Alien Nation Report the nightclubing young Prince has indeed been involved in UK military Crusades against Hadji terrorists.

Harry reportedly has distinquished himself in the volatile Helmland Province in southern Afghanistan using RCVT - Remote Command Virtual Technology. Ref: photo above

"RCVT was developed by our MI-5 some time ago should the need arise for a Royal to enter military service during a proper shooting war," General Richard Danatt told ANR today, "Prince Harry was a natural and took to the training spot on.......he's quite the gamer!"

RCVT is an offshoot of virtual-reality video games made popular with the Playstation and Xbox series. Danatt described the Home Office version as a blend of FRONTLINES: Fuel of War and America's unmanned PREDATOR drone program.

Hero Harry told a British tabloid he was enjoying his virtual command and has set a new high kill score - a reported 30 - from his barracks in Lazing-On-Avon, County Sussex.

"I got here on Christmas Eve. And going from bullet magnet to anti-bullet magnet, most of the guys were pretty bummed that I was here because nothing was happening for the first few days that I was here. But things are picking up again now because it's obviously quite boring when nothing is happening," Harry said.

Reference: HONOR

DALLAS (ANR Feb. 28) - After an inspiring State visit to Africa, President George W. Bush is basking in the political afterglow.

While touring The Republic of Liberia, Bush saw first hand what hard work, national pride, shoes and a little help from the American taxpayer can accomplish.

At every stop across the Dark Continent Bush was feted as a conquering hero. But nowhere as enthusiastically as in Liberia, a country founded in 1822 by repatriated American slaves.

Hard hit by AIDS and a severe auto parts shortage, Liberians warmed to the President's promise of foreign aid and Goodyear tires. Early in his second term Bush ordered millions of U.S. dollars for the impoverished continent to combat substandard malt liquor, leaky French condoms and Oprah insurgents.

Bush said today, "I gotta tell 'ya...heh heh...my visit with the good folks there in the Afirca was just heartwarmin'...heh heh...they are a truely colorful people..." Bush critics are stunned by his popularity.

ANR has learned that the Whitehouse will announce a visit next week by Bush to Kosovo. The president plans to welcome the new nation to his Iraqi coalition, " To kick some Hadji ass, y'all !"

Before his trip Whitehouse advisors probably should brief the President on this fledgling nation's population. Kosovo is made up largely of ethnic Albanians, the vast majority of which are practicing muslims fiercely dedicated to Islam. Ref: HADJIS

HOLLYWOOD (ANR Feb. 14) - TV fans rejoice! After nearly three months on the picket line both the East and West Coast factions of the Writers Guild of America have agreed to return to their keyboards.

WGA West leader Patric Verrone told Alien Nation Report today, "Well of course we are elated with the settlement and a chance to practice our craft providing American viewers with mindless drivel, uninformed left-wing talk shows and sitcoms."

The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers president Brian Peppers said of today's agreement, "For them [WGA] it's like running in the Special Olympics....even if they win they're still retarded." Retarded? SAG plans a strike in June!

BERKELEY, CA (ANR Feb. 3) - Speaking on the steps of a vacant homeless shelter today, CODEPINK founder Jodie Evans - photo below - told a gathering of elderly '60s anti-war activists, "We must continue our struggle to disrupt the military's efforts in fighting the War on Terror and their illegal mission to defend our freedom."

The Berkeley City Council voted 6-3 Friday to boot the U.S. Marines from town. A Council spokesliberal told Alien Nation Report, "If they [the Marines] choose to stay they will be considered invaders and treated as such until they leave..[sniffing] we mean it."

The Council also voted to give CODEPINK a permanent parking space directly in front of the Marine Corps recruiting office near downtown. Video Reference: DEVILDOG'S RESPONSE: OORAH!

Jodie Evans has been a socialist political organizer for the last 30 years. She has used her anti-American views to give voice to communities and people in the area of Marxist and Leninist theory.

She worked to secure legal means for women to murder their unborn babies, as she marched to protect dolphins.

She collaborated against the U.S. in El Salvador in the early 80's and with Zapitistas since '94. She believes Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez is the 2nd Coming of Castro and in her mind that's good.

From 1973 to 1982, she served in administrative capacities in all of leftist California Governor Jerry Brown's campaigns.

Meanwhile, her co-founders Medea Benjamin and Gael Murphy are reportedly in hiding after Evans' diatribe led to 2.7 million gallons of raw sewage being dumped into San Francisco Bay. - See right

Families of fallen Marines from the Bay Area are said to be forming a lynch party for the trio in time for Super Bowl XLII.

WASHINGTON, DC (ANR Dec 20) - It's tough being the first at anything. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) was chosen by her party in January, 2007 to serve as the first female Speaker of the House. She proclaimed at the time, "There's a new Congress in town Mr. Bush and in our first 100 days we will teach you what that means."

Eleven months later her 110th U.S. Congress has managed only one significant piece of legislation - the minimum wage increase of $1.37 - and that was tacked onto to a war appropriations bill.

Her leadership of the 110th includes forty-two attempts to defund the War On Terror, failed subpoena blizzards, rancor in the Democrat ranks and an all-time record low 14% approval rating. Her resulting tsunami of wrinkles is disgusting.

And there is the reputed first female major party nominee for president. What began as a coronation for Hillary Clinton (D-NY) has fizzled into an embarassment of lies and missteps. Her husband, the first black president, wallows in political manure.

In four years on the campaign trail her appearance as gone from a 60 years young to a both feet in the grave 80. Aging badly is a raging bitch for the first female president wannabe from Hope.

TULSA, OKLA (ANR Dec 18) - An already endangered population of black bears suffered another tragic blow this frigid weekend. The Heartland is covered in ice, sleet, snow and frozen Ursidae.

Former vice-president and nobel prize winner Al Gore arrived on Sunday for a quick jog down Tulsa's scenic Riverpark Trail.

"I'm here in America's most beautiful city to demonstrate my continued fight against global warming," Gore told Alien Nation Report, "and assure the people of Texas..er..Oklahoma that George Bush will pay for this hate crime against nature." Ref: Photo Above

A massive ice storm driven by sub-zero temperatures swept from Colorado across Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri and into Arkansas - the prime habitat of the Midwestern Black Bear - flash freezing at least twenty of the poor things dead in their tracks.

In a disturbing adjunct to this story, many polar bears are hijacking trucks, trains and automobiles in a sad bid to reach warmer weather in Oklahoma.

Arctic temperatures have dipped to historic lows forcing even polar bears to evacuate the region. FEMA has set up trailors to house the northern guests to Tulsa.

COLUMBIA, SC (ANR Dec 12) - Her campaign struggling under the weight of Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton (D-NY) dispatched some high-powered celebrities of her own to South Carolina today.

For three days The Oprah has been hammering Hillary in a tri-state blitz on behalf of Barack Hussein Obama's unlikely bid to derail Clinton, Inc. Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife from North Carolina were unavailable so Clinton called in her next best Hollywood marker. Reference: See Photo Above

Since the original cast and crew of The Beverly Hillbillies is long since deceased, former president Bill Clinton opened his Big Book of FBI Files to blackmail celebrity impersonators into appearances throughout South Carolina. Reference: FILEGATE

Hillary's march to the Whitehouse began four years ago with most pundits opining on the inevitability of another Clinton presidency. Beltway observers thought it was a deadlock cinch.

However, reliable national polls over the last several days show the one-term senator staggering like a drunk kicked out of her own coronation party. The Clintonistas are panic stricken.

The Oprah has garnered huge crowds at every appearance for Obama from Iowa through New Hampshire and into South Carolina. Women who would otherwise not vote are flocking to the Obama ticket in enormous numbers. When The Oprah speaks tens of thousands of stay-at-home-moms listen and obey.

In addition to using fake Beverly Hillbillies, the Clintonistas are attacking Oprah Winfrey's multi million dollar school for girls in Africa, "Why didn't she build it in New York," asked a Clinton perp.

    Ref: OPRAH WINFREY'S LEADERSHIP SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

SOWETO, SOUTH AFRICA (ANR Nov 30) - On January 2, 2007 Oprah Winfrey's Leadership Academy For Girls opened amid worldwide fanfare. What began as a golden dream years ago for the talk- show giant has ended in tragic disappointment.

In September allegations of student sexual abuse leveled at Academy employees forced Winfrey to clean house at the school. International media coverage of the scandal was intense, forcing questions of Winfrey's true racial agenda.

"Many in the Right Wing Media suggested that Oprah's choice of South Africa instead of...say...Washington DC as a site for her investment was biased against American youngsters," an Oprah spokesperson told Alien Nation Report today, "but those assertions are just ridiculous. Ms. Winfrey loves all black kids but just doesn't trust gangbangers and crack dealers with investment dollars."

The American cultural icon was able to repair media damage with several staff firings following an exhaustive investigation. Local authorities in Soweto cooperated fully for a tribal fee.

But the troubles for Winfrey's misguided effort have only gotten worse. Chanting, 'OPRAH APARTHEID NO! INCLUDE OUR BOYS TOO!', angry Hutu rioters converged last week on the Leadership Academy For Girls.

"The crazed fuckers from Johannesburg arrived with a vengeance I have not seen since Nelson Mandela's bitch took power," Police Commander Bhuti Bantu Bhuti told ANR, "it is senseless black on black crime...the campus has been completely gutted." Ref: OBAMA

Not a single thread of copper wire remains in the compound and the surviving LAFG students conduct studies by candlelight.

AMES, IOWA (ANR Nov 20) - A contentious campaign that began two years ago has morphed into a downright hate-fest for Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and Barack Obama (D-IL).

Columnist Bob Novak reported last weekend that the Clinton camp is sitting on scandalous information regarding Osama Obama. Although Novak refused to elaborate he did tell Alien Nation Report today, "I have it on good authority that Mrs. Clinton obtained Obama's FBI file and screeched with glee over it's contents." Filegate Part Deux.

Beltway insiders tell ANR Clinton Inc. is pursuing a typical stratagem from the old Billyboy playbook. "Well sure....it's brilliant," one Clinton insider said, "all she has to do is put the insinuation of wrongdoing out there....never mind it might not be true or provable....and her enemy is on the defensive, reeling and utterly without recourse in the media." The classic double bind situation.

When Obama angrily responds to the unspoken allegation, Clinton can then portray herself as the victim of mudslinging.

More disturbing is the report that both camps have been uttering racial slurs during campaign strategy sessions with their respective staffers.

Obama is known to refer to Clinton as a 'fat old wrinkly-assed white Ho' and Clinton, not unexpectedly, is said to reference Obama as an 'uppity Uncle Tom nigger '. It can only get worse.

Meanwhile, ANR has learned the lone surviving Al-Qaeda cell in Iraq has swung into operation to support the poll-sagging Democrat Party. The terrorists need a Dem in the Whitehouse.

Since they are Islamageeks and never went into battle against U.S. or Coalition Forces, the three remain alive at their keyboards hoping to sway the U.S. 2008 presidential election with Demospam.

"Hell yes we know where they are!" an aide to Gen. Petraeus told ANR, "but we leave 'em alone because they have no idea how important they are to our continuing victory in the War On Terror and the drive to retain a Republican Commander-In-Chief. Sorry Nancy!" Ref: THE SURGE

NEW YORK (ANR Nov 14) - In their first year of power the democrat controlled Congress under Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) has failed miserably. Their approval rating of just 11% attests to that abject failure.

Read the following editorial opinion excerpt by former Whitehouse advisor KARL ROVE in the Wall Street Journal last week:   .......Beholden to MoveOn.org and other left-wing groups, Democratic leaders have ignored the progress made in Iraq by the surge, diminished the efforts of our military, and wasted precious time with failed attempts to force an immediate withdrawal from Iraq.

They continue to try to implement this course, which would lead to chaos in the region, the creation of a possible terror state with the third largest oil reserves in the world, and a major propaganda victory for Osama bin Laden as well as for Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah.

After promising on the campaign trail to "support our troops," Democrats tried to cut off funding for our military while our soldiers and Marines are under fire from the enemy.

For 19 Senate Democrats, this was simply a bridge too far, so they voted against their own leadership's proposal. Democrats also tried to stuff an emergency war-spending bill with billions of dollars of pork for individual members.

Now the party's leaders are stalling an emergency supplemental bill with funding for body armor, bullets and mine-resistant vehicles.

After pledging a "Congress that strongly honors our responsibility to protect our people from terrorism," Democrats have refused to make permanent reforms of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act that the Director of National Intelligence said were needed to close "critical gaps in our intelligence capability."

Their presidential candidates fell all over each other in a recent debate to pledge an end to the Terrorist Surveillance Program.

Then Senate Democratic leaders, thinking there was an opening for political advantage, slow-walked the confirmation of Judge Michael Mukasey to be the next attorney general.

It's obvious that this is a man who knows the important role the Justice Department plays in the war on terror. Delaying his confirmation is only making it harder to prosecute the war.......

In April Nancy Pelosi thumbed her nose at the Troops and their Commander-In-Chief by taking a whirlwind tour of all the best terrorist spots at taxpayer expense. Code Pink was ecstatic.

Admonished by the Whitehouse, Pelosi flew to Damascus for a meet and greet with terror pimps Syria's Bashar al-Assad and Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah. Her trip violated the Logan Act but she was never charged. Pelosi is said to have enjoyed her trip so much she is planning another early next year.

It is rumoured that the Speaker-of-the-House was passed between Assad and Nasrallah as a kind of muslim sex toy.

Pelosi insiders deny the allegations and refused to comment on a recent Pelosi OB-GYN appointment in San Francisco.

Reference: NANCY DOES DAMASCUS

AMES, IOWA (ANR Nov 10) - At the start of the Democrat presidential nomination campaign three years ago Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) claimed to, 'put my pantsuit on one leg at a time just like the other fellas'.

But not anymore. Ref: photo left

After a verbal gang-banging handed to her by fellow democrat hopefuls in last week's debate, Clinton has flip-flopped again and now is claiming to be a sexy but vulnerable woman. To soften the damage done by Barack Obama and John Edwards, Clinton reinvented herself once again.

A Clinton campaign worker told Alien Nation Report today, "Our plan to make people forget the Senator's dismal performance is simply portray her opponents as bullies picking on a girl......and show lots of cleavage." Clinton plans a flurry of magazine covers.

Clinton's debate meltdown began when moderator Tim Russert asked the senator about New York governor Eliot Spitzer's plan to give illegal aliens driver's licenses.

Clinton responded that the states were struggling with scratch-backs because President George W. Bush vetoed the Amnesty Bill which she called Comprehensive Immigration Reform, "So I think his plan makes sense." Russert then asked if she agreed with the plan and she replied, "I did not say it should be done but still it's all the fault of George Bush.......he got us into this mess."

Obama (D-ILL) and Edwards (D-LOSER) pounced and were joined by Chris Dodd (D-CON) calling Clinton a flip-flopping bitch.

Tim Russert then put it plain and clear, "Do you the New York senator - Hillary Clinton - support the New York Governor's plan to give illegal immigrants driver's licenses? You just said 'it makes a lot of sense'." A wide-eyed Clinton seemed stunned by Russert's unmitigated gall in challenging her.

"You know Tim, this is where everybody plays gotcha." Gotcha? Slapdown would be more like it Hillary! Ref: CLINTON CRIMES

A Republican National Committee spokesman asked, "If Hillary Clinton can't take a hard question from a liberal reporter or handle insults from three democrat fairies, then how in the HELL is she going to deal with Al-Qaeda, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong IL and Allah Akbar's beheaders?" Hillary's first question in the next debate?

WASHINGTON DC (ANR Nov 6) - In a last ditch effort to sabotage victory in Iraq, Sen. Charles Schumer and Rep. Charles Rangel of New York jointly offered legislation today requiring recent Hatch Act revisions be applied to all U.S. military forces currently serving at home, at sea and on foreign shore.

The 1939 Hatch Act originally was proposed and passed by a democrat majority that forbade federal employees from participating in partisan politics. In 1998 a Republican controlled Congress amended the Act to allow city, county, state and federal employees the right to political engagement. The Two Chucks also demand military personnel be granted the right to form labor unions and negotiate binding contracts.

Schumer and Rangel hope to disrupt the cohesiveness of U.S. combat operations by creating a 'collective bargaining unit '. Ref: photo right

"If a Private is ordered to....lets say....kill the enemy....feels his union contract is violated by the order, he can call for his shop steward which would halt the mission," Sen. Schumer told Alien Nation Report, "and the grievance process could take weeks."

And that is exactly what the democrats want and need ahead of the 2008 elections.

NEW YORK (ANR Oct 29) - The National Association of Letter Carriers last week announced their support for Hillary Clinton in the '08 presidential election.

"We are confident Hillary will take the democrat nomination," NALC spokesman Goldie Showers told Alien Nation Report today, "so we are threatening our membership. They better vote for Clinton or else their route adjustment is on the line!"

But not all of the estimated 500,000 dues-paying members agree with the NALC's decision. One letter carrier from rural Georgia told ANR, "Those fuckers at the union hall can kiss my ass! No way I'd vote for that lying bitch!" Still, Clinton holds an iron grip on every labor union affiliated with the AFL-CIO.

Critics of the NALC Clinton endorsement claim it is a tacit approval for suffocating tax increases on everyone and a return to the execution of children called partial birth abortion.

During the campaign so far Clinton has made outrageous promises ranging from a $5000 bond for every child born in the USA to a $1000 401-K donation to all working Americans and plans to pay for these ridiculous programs by soaking the Rich.

Clinton's health care proposals have been equally bizzare. While she supports the democrat version of SCHIP - State Childrens Health Insurance Program - which defines a child as anyone twenty-five years old or younger, she seeks even more.

Clinton is pushing universal care to include illegal aliens. Again she proposes to pay for her plan with hefty tax increases on the Rich. Under Clinton there will no longer be a Rich social class.

The most disturbing aspect of Hillary Clinton's push for the Whitehouse is an almost pyschotic disconnect between murder that is partial birth abortion and her alleged desire to do everything for the children. She has called Bush a babykiller.

"As president," Clinton recently said, "I will overturn the Supreme Court decision banning a woman's right to partial birth abortion." Apparently her advisors have not informed the junior senator from New York that such a thing is constitutionally impossible.

For GRAPHIC VIDEO of Clinton's official stance on The Children visit REAL BABYKILLERS. WARNING: Under 18 do NOT enter!