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 Publishing originally as AlienInfluence.com we compiled hundreds of images, videos, documents and forum posts from around the world. As with every other aspect of the American experience, that all changed on September 11, 2001. Our mission statement shifted from lighthearted jabs at world leaders and celebrities to focus on the threat that Muslim radicalism posed to the free world. While we maintained a satirical approach to our content we worked to include real time data and intel from our many sources. Following the 2002 beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl AlienInfluence.com was one of the first websites to publish the video. This brought overwhelming response both for and against, resulting in a huge presence on the internet for our site. Our message board by 2004 had attracted posters that used the forum for clandestine communications. One of our staff ( former military intel ) recognized the activity and was able to trace IP locates. We advised Federal authorities. The arrest of five terrorist suspects were made in Atlanta, New York and New Jersey. And AlienInfluence.com was no more two weeks later, invisible even to The Wayback Machine. Accusations of paranoia aside, we re-tooled and began publishing again as Aliennationreport.com in 2005. By the end of 2008 we again had hundreds of images, banned videos and documents. On April 24, 2009 ANR was vandalized. We were able to secure only the dotcom URL and three pages. Of the original staff there remains only myself and Capt. Cooper. Three have retired to parts unknown, two are deceased and one is running for Congress in a northern state. We endeavor to endure. Post at COMMENTS FORUM And with malice and fascist intent have endangered the entire free world. Consider 12-24-09 America's KRISTALLNACHT.  I had come down the chimney with presents to give,
and to see just who in this little house lived. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No Stockings by mantle, just boots filled with sand,
On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds,
A sobering thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary,
The home of a soldier, I could now see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone,
Curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder,
Not how I picture a United States Soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read?
Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night,
owed their lives to these soldiers who were willing to fight. Soon round the world, the children would play,
and grownups would celebrate a bright Christmas day. They all enjoyed freedom each month of the year,
because of the soldiers, like the one lying here. I couldn't help wondering how many lay alone,
on a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home. The very thought brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to one knee and started to cry. The soldier awakened and I heard a rough voice,
"Santa don't cry, for this life is my choice. I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more,
my life is my God, my country, my corps." The soldier rolled over and drifted to sleep,
I couldn't control it, I continued to weep. I kept watch for hours, so silent and still,
as we both shivered from the cold night's chill. I didn't want to leave, on that cold, dark night,
this guardian of honor, so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure,
whispered, "Carry on Santa.... It's Christmas Day.... All is secure." One look at my watch, and I knew he was right,
Merry Christmas my friend.... and to all a Good Night. COMMENTS A Department of Homeland Security spokesman told Alien Nation Report today, " "When we pulled his T1-Magnum Mobile Teleprompter - cause the Master doesn't carry a driver in his bag - to program his angry reproach of the caddie, all the text was in ancient Farsi." "The caddie walked off the course laughing. I think his name was Abdul something. The Secret Service is looking into that!" Since last November DHS officials admit over one hundred Nigerian nationals have disappeared from the Michigan area. Several have re-emerged in Middle Eastern countries with a very mayhem holiday in mind. Just weeks ago four were arrested in Pakistan plotting and training for terrorist attacks on American soil. On Christmas day Umar Farouk Abdulmutallb lit a bomb - given to him by Yemeni operatives - over Detroit. The next day two Nigerian passengers on a flight from Orlando to Phoenix were removed for suspicious behavior. That same scenario has played out four times in the last five months on U.S. domestic flights according to Department of Homeland Security FOIA documents. Meanwhile DHS Director Janet 'Bull ' Napolitano moved to provide cover for the Administration with an incoherent news release. Referring to the Northwest Flight 253 bomb attack she said, "The system worked...the system worked!" ANR asked islamic terrorism expert Col. Dan Bradshaw for his assessment of Napolitano's statement, "Oh really? The system worked? A twenty-something Dutch film director - from a country known for it's warrior legacy...yeah right! - jumps a sand monkey to save the aircraft. That's the system Bull Janet and the 'O' have? I wouldn't be flying commercial if I were you." BREAKING NEWS: A sixth U.S. international flight has just been disrupted by a Nigerian national reportedly on the DHS No Fly list. BHO Teleprompter still down. COMMENTS MSM pundits and Democrat National Committee mouthpieces have long suspected Palin was forming a third party with the so-called Tea Party Movement. A Palin watcher told ANR today, " She apparently intends to ride a growing secessionist mood to transform natural-resource rich Alaska into a powerful sovereign nation. Alaska is nearly half the land mass as the lower forty-eight states combined and has ample room for several million disenfranchised American voters." North to Klondike, eh? A secession attempt hasn't been made since 1860 when 11 Southern states formed the Confederacy. Their action led to war and over 700,000 U.S. deaths. COMMENTS Beck hosts a radio show from nine till noon, then a FOX TV news show at five o'clock. He produces, directs and performs in traveling stage shows throughout the year. A close associate told ANR, " Beck reminds audiences of his alcoholism, former drug abuse and Attention Deficit Disorder...ad nauseam. He regulary cries on air and speaks of his mother's suicide. While his fellow conservative pundits were celebrating Republican Scott Brown's upset victory in Massachusetts, Beck on Wednesday castigated Brown. Shocking his listeners Beck called Brown out over an uncomfortable gaffe in his victory speech. Introducing his daughters, Brown said they were 'available' for matrimony. "I want a chastity belt on this man," Beck said, after mentioning Brown appeared semi-nude in a 1982 Cosmo article, "I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy. ... This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying, it could end with a dead intern." COMMENTS After last week's massive 7.1 earthquake devastated the country, looters targeting national warehouses have all but cleaned out the Haitian Strategic Rum Reserves. An estimated 70,000 corpses have been dumped in mass graves, along with quake debris, without benefit of proper rites. Rum is a vital component of the Vodou burial ritual. Popular Vodou priest Yves Jean Bertran told Alien Nation Report today, " Regardless of religious persuasion, ANR implores readers to donate something to Haitian relief. COMMENTS Indeed, Woods sliced and diced the 200 plus year history of golf. But what happens now? Anger in the ranks to mirror inner city chaos? In frustration yell At the time of his death, Murtha was defending a federal slander / libel suit brought by the exonerated Haditha Marines. COMMENTS Murtha accepted donations to his campaign and political action committees in direct exchange for earmarking federal funds, including his 'Airport To Nowhere' last year. He may have committed bribery and honest services fraud and engaged in conduct not reflecting credibility on the House. From ABSCAM to PMA Murtha was known as the 'King of Pork'. Ethics Committee probes are still pending.  WASHINGTON, DC (ANR Feb 6, 2010) - Many can recall the hilarious sitcom GOMER PYLE USMC. After O's speech at the National Prayer Breakfast Thursday, it would appear the president is dumber than a fictional bible-belt rube. Betrayed by his teleprompter, Barry referred to a Navy Hospital Corpsman as CORPSEman not once but three times. Pity poor HM Brossard over the ribbing his mates will be inflicting for the duration of his tour. Adding insult to injury, an ANR vetting of Obama's speech reveals that he purloined a passage from President Ronald Reagan's 1989 Oval Office farewell address..... "...One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world Navy CORPSEman Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher (Gets first name wrong. Bad Teleprompter! Bad!): "Where do you come from? What country? After my operation," she said, "I will pray for that country." And in Creole, CORPSEman Brossard responded, "Etazini, the United States of America..." Way wrong in Creole, Barry! "...It was back in the early eighties, at the height of the boat people. And the sailor was hard at work on the carrier Midway, which was patrolling the South China Sea. The sailor, like most American servicemen, was young, smart, and fiercely observant. The crew spied on the horizon a leaky little boat. And crammed inside were refugees from Indochina hoping to get to America. The Midway sent a small launch to bring them to the ship and safety. As the refugees made their way through the choppy seas, one spied the sailor on deck, and stood up, and called out to him. He yelled, "Hello, American sailor. Hello, freedom man..." Leading the way is Freedom From Religion, an atheistic fringe group recently financed with PORKULUS (economic stimulus bill) funds to the tune of $250,000. FFR spokesnut Anna Laura Gaylon told a press conference in the Bay Area today, " Since the Post Office is a government agency the image of a religious zealot - especially an anti-abortion Catholic - is insulting, illegal and should NOT be allowed!" Gaylon then suggested the Mother Teresa stamp could still be used but should be covered with a gas mask and depicted in a shower to, "Demonstrate the toxicity and cleaning needed to save our nation from a non-existent god." In her ignorance, Gaylon has opened a window into the real world. For instance, the United States Postal Service is NOT a federal agency. Hasn't been since the Postal Reorganization Act of 1978. The USPS is essentially a private company operating under contractural agreement with Congress. The USPS does NOT recieve a single penny in tax revenue and hasn't since '78. Ironically, a gas-mask stamp may one day soon be suggested by the USPS. Late last year President Obama, through Executive Order, decreed that in the event of a bioterror attack 700,000 USPS letter carriers will be tasked with delivering anthrax and anti-radiation medication to every man woman and child in all 50 states and U.S. territories. COMMENTS Durham County law enforcement officers responded to a domestic dispute and found Mangum threatening her boyfriend with a knife. She had already set his clothes on fire. There were small children in the residence. Mangum resisted arrest but was eventually booked into DCSO jail. She is being held on a 1 million dollar bond charged with attempted 1st degree murder, 5 counts of arson, assault and battery, battery on an oficer, 3 counts of child abuse, theft of property and resisting arrest with violence. Mangum became a national civil rights Cause Celebre after she cried rape at an off campus party in 2006. Three Duke lacrosse players were indicted, tried but acquitted and fully exonerated. Their lives were ruined. The Duke coach resigned and the season was cancelled. Prosecutor Mike Nifong, who stubbornly pursued the innocent players was fired and did jail time for perjury. |
BOISE,ID (ANR Dec 15,2009) - In 1999 The Alien Nation Report was launched as a cybermagazine dedicated to the parody of government, the entertainment industry and the Main Stream Media.
WASHINGTON (ANR Dec 24) - From pornographic and communist Christmas tree ornaments in the White house to a socialist takeover of one-sixth of the U.S. economy by the Reid and Pelosi Congress, our federal government today gleefully shit on everything Americans hold dear.
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
HONOLULU, HAWAII (ANR Dec 27, 2009) - While a handful of Acorn community organizers in Chicago and Al-Qaeda 'sleeper cells' nationwide wait breathlessly for word from President Hussein Obama on Nigerian terrorist attacks, ANR learned today the vast BHO teleprompter system has been compromised by muslim geeks using stolen U.S. X-Boxes.
ANCHORAGE, AK (ANR Jan 14, 2010) - In what is sure to exacerbate already severe Democrat/Mainstream Media heartburn, The Alien Nation Report has learned former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin has no intention of running for president. At least not for president of The United States that is. You Betcha !
NEW YORK (ANR Jan 21, 2010) - Sources close to FOX rising-star Glenn Beck told The Alien Nation Report today they fear the conservative talker may be close to a neurotic breakdown.
PORT-AU-PRINCE (ANR Jan 19, 2010) - Local Vodouisant leaders met today with Haitian president Rene Preval to voice their concerns over a severe shortage of rum on the island.
SAN DIEGO (ANR Feb 2, 2010) - When the half-black Tiger Woods exploded onto the professional golf tour, sports pundits opined the only remaining White Man's game was finished.
ARLINGTON, VA (ANR Feb 9, 2010) - Rep. John 'Jack' Murtha (D-PA) died yesterday. The former Marine who had the gall to accuse Marines of murder in the 2006 Battle of Haditha, Iraq succumbed to gallbladder failure from reported overuse.
LOS ANGELES (ANR Feb 1, 2010) - Mother Teresa is not slated to debut on letters until August 26 but the U.S. Mail is already inundated with protests from lunatics and their Media supporters.
DURHAM, NC (ANR Feb 19, 2010) - Cyrstal Gale Mangum, the part time Duke student and full time whore that ruined the lives of three Duke lacrosse players with false rape allegations in 2006 was arrested yesterday.