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Insane Left-Wing bloggers are alleging Mariska Hargitay's character Det. Olivia Benson is none other than Sarah Palin. And the Lapdogs - CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NYT's et al - have actually picked up the story and are running breathlessly with it. MSNBC's attack poodle Keith Obermann has gone so far as demand Hargitay submit her son August to DNA testing. Hargitay gave birth in 2006 to a baby boy that Obermann claims is not hers, but the product of Sarah Palin and her 17-year-old daughter's boyfriend Levi Johnston, who was 15 at the time. Both Johnston and Palin deny Obermann's allegations. But Hargitay refused comment, fueling the lefty bloggers and Obermann's descent into madness. The most telling display of the downward spiral so-called journalism has taken was exemplified by CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer during Governor Palin's speech Wednesday night. Repeatedly interrupted by chants of USA! USA! USA! Palin had to pause over and over. In Blitzer's live commentary he could be heard hissing DNA! DNA! DNA! then laughing maniacally.
Senator Fred Thompson told ANR today, "At this rate I'm going to be cited as the father of both Sarah and Mariska. I am old enough to be their daddy!" COMMENTS ![]() NEW ORLEANS (ANR Sept. 1) - Former Clinton DNC Chairman appointee Donald Fowler and Rep. John Spratt (D-SC) spent the weekend entertaining themselves with the prospects of Hurricane Gustav destroying New Orleans and the Republican Party. On a flight from Denver they were overheard laughing, "This is the perfect storm....McCain and his new bimbo are finished." Following a bipartisan outcry and calls for Barack Obama to disavow the two democrats, Barry refused to denounce the pair but agreed to visit New Orleans to tame Gustav. Late Sunday the democrat presidential nominee stood on the outskirts of New Orleans, staring intently into the night sky. He told reporters that through sheer force of will, he could make Hurricane Gustav go away. He spoke in ethereal tones. "I am the Lord High Barack..the Obamessiah..I command you Gustav to leave our shores NOW..as I have spoken it so SHALL it be done!" After a few hours the crowd of reporters realized the winds had increased. Gustav was clearly unimpressed. MOORE " Media pundits have slaved to portray the DNC in Denver as an emphatic example of unified history in the making. Most Clinton zealots refute the assertion and massive protests outside the convention hall belie unity; rather, demonstrate conflicted political dissonance. Police reported hundreds of arrests. The same protesters will be in the Twin Cities next week for the RNC. Massive Network coverage can be expected.
Labeled OBAMAPALOOZA by an adoring media, the tour ultimately insulted even strident supporters. Chris Matthews of MSNBC told ANR, "Well I gotta tell 'ya..the Senator's OBAMAPALOOZA gig in Germany left me limp..but after last night's performance at Inresko Field I can truely say the TINGLE is back..Oh Yeah, Babybeee !" Just ask Cheryl Crow and Stevie Wonder. " Thank-you, Sahib......please come again. " WASHINGTON (ANR Feb. 5, 2007) - Just as Joe Biden and the liberal media were sighing in relief that the senator's 'Obama is a clean negro' faux pas was fading, riots broke out on Superbowl Sunday in the nation's capital. On the day that Biden (D-DE) announced his presidential bid, he referred to Barack Hussein Obama (D-Ill) as being articulate, good-looking and 'clean'. If Biden were a republican candidate a political firestorm would have erupted in the media. Within twenty-four hours the gaffe was buried in the back pages below the fold. But when the black population in DC realized that if they simply showered daily and spoke english instead of ebonics, they too could be a democrat front-runner for the Whitehouse. That's when the trouble began. Early Sunday morning the streets were filled with thousands of black protesters demanding free showers. They were amazingly articulate and not a single 'mutha-fucka' was heard. DC Police were more than happy to oblige the mob and quickly broke out their brand new water cannons ( photo above ). Mayor Adrian M. Fenty told ANR today, "We had plenty of water pumped from the Potomac but we refused to dip into our strategic soap reserves to shine up those foolish niggas!" Feelings were hurt on both sides, but the crowds dispersed politely late Sunday afternoon in time for kick-off.
Obama reportedly told Biden, "You EVER talk that shit agin mutha-fucka I'll cut yo fuckin' balls off and slam the mutha-fuckas up yo honky ass!" Biden sat whining sheepishly. The Hillary Clinton camp plans on exploiting Obama's outburst. |
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