A MARINE GONE ROGUE
JOHN PATRICK MURTHA  ARLINGTON, VA (ANR Feb 9, 2010) - Rep. John 'Jack' Murtha (D-PA) died yesterday. The former Marine who had the gall to accuse Marines of murder in the 2006 Battle of Haditha, Iraq succumbed to gallbladder failure from reported overuse.At the time of his death, Murtha was defending a federal slander / libel suit brought by the exonerated Haditha Marines. COMMENTS Murtha accepted donations to his campaign and political action committees in direct exchange for earmarking federal funds, including his 'Airport To Nowhere' last year. He may have committed bribery and honest services fraud and engaged in conduct not reflecting credibility on the House. From ABSCAM to PMA Murtha was known as the 'King of Pork'. Ethics Committee probes are still pending.
BARRY GETS HIS GOMER ON THEN STEALS REAGAN TEXT  WASHINGTON, DC (ANR Feb 6, 2010) - Many can recall the hilarious sitcom GOMER PYLE USMC. After O's speech at the National Prayer Breakfast Thursday, it would appear the president is dumber than a fictional bible-belt rube.Betrayed by his teleprompter, Barry referred to a Navy Hospital Corpsman as CORPSEman not once but three times. Pity poor HM Brossard over the ribbing his mates will be inflicting for the duration of his tour. ( Video Above ) Adding insult to injury, an ANR vetting of Obama's speech reveals that he purloined a passage from President Ronald Reagan's 1989 Oval Office farewell address..... - Barack Hussein Obama, Feb. 4, 2010 - "...One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world Navy CORPSEman Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher (Gets first name wrong. Bad Teleprompter! Bad!): "Where do you come from? What country? After my operation," she said, "I will pray for that country." And in Creole, CORPSEman Brossard responded, "Etazini, the United States of America..." Way wrong in Creole, Barry! - Ronald Reagan: Oval Office Jan. 11, 1989 - "...It was back in the early eighties, at the height of the boat people. And the sailor was hard at work on the carrier Midway, which was patrolling the South China Sea. The sailor, like most American servicemen, was young, smart, and fiercely observant. The crew spied on the horizon a leaky little boat. And crammed inside were refugees from Indochina hoping to get to America. The Midway sent a small launch to bring them to the ship and safety. As the refugees made their way through the choppy seas, one spied the sailor on deck, and stood up, and called out to him. He yelled, "Hello, American sailor. Hello, freedom man..."
ATHEIST GROUP DEMANDS USPS REPLACE TOXIC STAMP LOS ANGELES (ANR Feb 1, 2010) - Mother Teresa is not slated to debut on letters until August 26 but the U.S. Mail is already inundated with protests from lunatics and their Media supporters. Leading the way is Freedom From Religion, an atheistic fringe group recently financed with PORKULUS (economic stimulus bill) funds to the tune of $250,000. FFR spokesnut Anna Laura Gaylon told a press conference in the Bay Area today, " Religion is destroying our country. The founding fathers understood that and outlawed worship in the Constitution. Separate church and state, duh?
Since the Post Office is a government agency the image of a religious zealot - especially an anti-abortion Catholic - is insulting, illegal and should NOT be allowed!" Gaylon then suggested the Mother Teresa stamp could still be used but should be covered with a gas mask and depicted in a shower to, "Demonstrate the toxicity and cleaning needed to save our nation from a non-existent god." In her ignorance, Gaylon has opened a window into the real world. For instance, the United States Postal Service is NOT a federal agency. Hasn't been since the Postal Reorganization Act of 1978. The USPS is essentially a private company operating under contractural agreement with Congress. The USPS does NOT recieve a single penny in tax revenue and hasn't since '78. Ironically, a gas-mask stamp may one day soon be suggested by the USPS. Late last year President Obama, through Executive Order, decreed that in the event of a bioterror attack 700,000 USPS letter carriers will be tasked with delivering anthrax and anti-radiation medication to every man woman and child in all 50 states and U.S. territories. COMMENTS
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